Please tell the Content Cryptid your situation:

For when you need to replace the lorem ipsum and sound like yourself, not ChatGPT.

Here are just a few of the common issues I can help with:

1. I’ve had a website built, but the person who built it keeps asking me for texts
2. I know I should be on social media but I’m not sure what to post about
3. I want my written content to be evergreen – I don’t want to have to go through this whole process again in six months’ time
4. I’m about to launch a new product or service and I need to communicate about it

Ready to solve your content problems? Click here for a selection of my writing bundles.

Is what you need not covered by any of them, or do you prefer to put your own bundle together? No problem. Get in touch and tell me about it.

All bundles include a free aftercare consultancy hour, which can be booked up to six months after the final invoice payment.

Give me your diamonds to polish and your darlings to kill.

Whether your content is as yet unpublished or has been gathering dust in a corner of the internet since Windows ’95, it can benefit from the Content Cryptid editing service.

Do you recognise any of these common problems?

I want my content to be evergreen – I don’t want to have to go through this whole process again in six months’ time

My SERP rankings aren’t as good as they should be

My communications are not as professional as I’d like

I want to rebrand but I keep having to prioritise other things

My communication style doesn’t match my target groups

My content has been written by several people and it shows – the tone of voice is all over the place

I can provide solutions for all these issues and more. Click here for a selection of my editing bundles.

Is what you need not covered by any of them, or would you prefer to put your own bundle together? No problem. Get in touch and tell me about it.

All bundles include a free aftercare consultancy hour, which can be booked up to six months after the final invoice payment.

No problem. I work closely with Feel Design Ltd., who build and host websites. Between us, we can deliver a complete website to you with the minimum of fuss. Book a free consultancy with me here to learn more about this service.

If we’ve already had a free consultancy session and you could do with some more of the same support, please email me to book in some time for you. This can be useful whether we haven’t yet committed to an assignment, or I’ve worked with you previously and you’d like to check in with me on any changes you’ve made or are thinking of making.

Did you already purchase a bundle from me? All bundles include a free aftercare consultancy hour, which can be booked up to six months after the final invoice payment.

My consultancy rates start at €100 per hour (ex. BTW). Do you qualify for a discount? Find out here.

Do you have a project that you think I might be a good fit for, but it’s not covered by my standard service offers? That alone is enough to make me curious. Book in a free consultation or send me a message and let’s talk about it!